Rah Rah, I'm a Dinosaur


You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

(via joshpeck)


Jon Stewart in text posts


kind of dated but still relevant

i just cant believe how absolutely blind some people can be!!

Teacher: What are you going to do after college?

Senior: I don't know.

Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?

Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

This is the chemical formula for love:

dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

— Unknown (via infiltration)

(Source: misschelly19, via joshpeck)


okay THIS is my favorite so far


okay THIS is my favorite so far


I stubbed my toe so hard that I blacked out and woke up with your girl.